Kauffman Stadium
May 2, 2013
Kansas City, Missouri
Photo by @TBTimes_Rays
Seriously, our weather is insane.

When I get a haircut later this week I want to tell my stylist to cut my hair like Stephen Dorff’s hair in the BluE6 commercial. I am not joking. This makes me a joke though, right?
(Pay no mind to the fact he is exponentially better looking than me, I just want a similarly styled haircut.)
Mike D and Ad-Rock are putting together a Beastie Boys memoir that’s due out in 2015.
I’m ready to pre-order NOW.
We made cauliflower crust Hawaiian pizza tonight (by we, you know I mean Russell). I wish I was more interested, but at least R likes it.
This was good, but I already know several ways I will improve on it.
This Bunk and McNulty graffiti is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on the subway.
Yadi always attempts to cover his business with grass when he’s done, but nearly every time his muscles cramp up and he gets stuck like this for a few too many seconds, then switches to the other leg with the same results.
I have tried to capture this on video a dozen times and he a) never does it, or b) I miss it. But you get a sense of it here. It’s pretty funny to watch.