January 2010
katiewashere asked: You need artwork on the walls.
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Mark Bittman recreates the chef Jean-Georges... →
Note to NFL defenses next year: When Tebow runs the option he’s always...
– SNL Weekend Update re: Tebow’s Pro-Life Super Bowl commercial
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katiewashere asked: In your opinion, do you think that taller guys have an advantage in life? Girls, jobs, etc...
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Got an iPod and wanna learn stuff?
check out the “iTunes U” tab in the iTunes Store. Philosophy, math, political science, fiction writing, foreign languages, history, … the list goes on. It’s got just about everything you could want.
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List of films that most frequently use the word... →
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Thank you, young man. And thank your momma for raising you right!
– The woman whose stalled car I pushed out of an intersection tonight.
About 30 seconds later it turned over.
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Sleep Debt
It’s a fact. I feel like absolute dogshit.
Sam was born at 10:04. He weighs 9 pounds, 3 ounces and he is 20 inches long.
– - Text from my brother
Mother and child are healthy and I am so, so happy right now.
Believe me, Delmar, woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever...
– Ulysses Everett McGill, O Brother, Where Art Thou?
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Education, education, education.
brighteryellow:
Because in the United States of America, no one should go broke because they decided to go to college.
Thumbs up, Mr. President.
Expand that to graduate school and we’re really talking!
palisade asked: How many nephews/nieces do you have? I feel like I always hear about someone being born!
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Great things are made of little things.
– My fortune cookie tonight.
I read this just minutes after I got off the phone with my twin brother, Art, who called to tell me that my nephew will very likely be born tomorrow. At their doctor appointment yesterday it was estimated that my nephew currently weighs 10 pounds, 10 ounces. He is not...
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The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he...
– Roger “Verbal” Kent
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I sleep with my laptop between my legs to discourage virility.
– Me.
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danw-deactivated20110224 asked: Any opinion on where to find the best brunch in this city? Just had a bad experience at Meridian 54, looking for something new.
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Appeals Court Upholds Prison Ban on Dungeons &... →
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Frank, for all your hard work, please accept this set of solid gold nunchuks.
– Tracy Jordan, S3E1
bcobb asked: Favorite math subject?
Anonymous asked: How do you post more than one song a day?