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I am 32 years old. I live in Mid-Missouri. If you feel you need to know anything else, just ask.

Yadi’s “I really need you to let me piss” face.

Tonight I improvised a bourbon, sesame, honey, vanilla-y glaze and crusted this salmon with some crushed croutons. Pretty damned great, I think.

Uncle Ezra handling the heat at the factory’s Family Day.

I improvised a Mediterranean chicken pasta salad and its kinda great!

These devious bastards delivered a bigass box of samples on the day I have a vendor delivering Panera.

My keys to my new front and back doors. They were basically identical, so I added a little of D’s fingernail polish to give them home and road color schemes.

Yadi is getting really concerned about @in_backyards moving stuff out of the apartment. He has no idea he’ll have a yard of his own in just 3 weeks.

It is hard to make stroganoff look appetizing, so you may just have to take my word for it. I used the extra caramelized onions from this afternoon’s brats, sautéed with some mushrooms and ground turkey, and combined with the box stuff plus extra sour cream, ground pepper, Worcestershire sauce, and cumin (don’t ask me why that felt necessary). A bit peppery for D, but I thought it was f’ing delicious.

The hour spent caramelizing these onions was totally worth it.

My pulled pork tacos with roasted yellow onion. Pretty damn great.

Currently.

Documentary recommendations welcome …

Before my divorce decree was granted today, I was witness to a transsexual name change and 3 people divorcing their husbands who were not in attendance because they were in prison. Good TV at the Cole County Circuit Court today!

The best hitter in baseball? The best hitter in baseball. (h/t FanGraphs via buzzfeedsports)

The best hitter in baseball? The best hitter in baseball. (h/t FanGraphs via buzzfeedsports)

No one else is thinking about the families of the tornadoes. Can you imagine the guilt they must feel?

No one else is thinking about the families of the tornadoes. Can you imagine the guilt they must feel?

(via glassowhine)

You guys mind letting us come over to shower?

You guys mind letting us come over to shower?